Sitting here across the table from Shona, I'm struck by her innocent, studious expression and tinkling laugh.
In reality, Shona is a dick.
Just now she has decided to call me Lady Charlotte. How could I possibly be offended by such a sweet and dignified moniker? Implication of nobility, esteem, and an innocent nature has been offered me. Is it possible that I, in fact, am the dick to find myself ill-suited for the name? You, gentle reader, shall decide.
Lady Charlotte is in fact the nickname given by Queen Anne and Sarah, Duchess of Marlborough to their monthly courses.
Yeah. Shona is a dick.
Right back at you, Mr. Brown!
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